Sunday, September 09, 2007

Hot scenes which got chopped by Censor board!


Censor board was formed during the british raj.There was a movie in the 1920's or 30's which reportedly had more then 50 kissing scenes that would've put those hollywood movies to shame.Our white masters didn't like so much skin show so they formed the Censor board which till then functions in *$%*% manner.Here are some scenes which were chopped by our so called censor board.Wish senseless board will just rate the movie ( U or A ) rather cutting the scenes.I would say delete the shit censor board


Here is the masala that all of us guys have missed out on

* Manisha Koirala & Navneet Nishan from chupa rustam
Delete the visuals of Raja's face on Nisa's breast
Delete the close visuals of Sandhy's clavage while bends insong dance sequence
Delete the visuals of Step mothers clavage while lying on Dewan


* Misc from oops
Reduce the kissing scene by 25%
Deleted the visual of rubbing of bare legs in the bed scene.

* Misc from blackmail
Deleted the following visuals in the song and dance sequence: a) Hand movement on the breasts. b) Kissing on the cleavage. c) The moving hand on buttocks


*Sameer reddy from Musafir

Reduced to 50% the body movements of Luka when he is on Sam.
Deleted the visuals of Luka moving Sam's legs apart and body movements of Luka
Deleted the visuals of Luka moving his hands on Sam's breasts.

*Isha sarwani from kisna

Reduced the visuals of Laxmi applying sandalwood on her legs where thighs are seen


* misc. from padam shree laloo prasad yadav

Deleted the close visuals of cleavage ofa girl in black dress in the song.
Deleted the close visuals of cleavage and the thighs of the girls in the song "Chidiya chidiya".
Deleted the visuals of the girls scantily dressed girls dancing.
Deleted the visuals of Mahesh Manjrekar when he undresses his clothes.


* Priyanka Chopra from Aitraaz

Deleted the visuals of Raj moving his hand on sonia's bums
Reduced by 50% the love making between Raj & Sonia in swimming pool.
Reduced by 50% the visuals of love making between Raj & Sonia in bathroom.
Reduced by 50% the visuals of love making between Raj & Sonia's on the floor at Sonia's house.

* Isha Kopikkar & Anrita Arora from Girlfriend

Reduced by 50% the visual of love making between Tanya and Sapna expecially deleting (a) licking
removing thegarment and putting the hand inside the grament by Tanya.
Tanya above Sapna and making movements/licking.
Oral sex with love movements includng facial expression

*Misc. from Tauba Tauba (Look at the amount of chopping)

Reduced to a flash the visuals of love making between Ricky and his girl friend especially deleting the boy lying above he girl
Reduced the visuals of a girl taking bath and a boy looking
Reduced the visuals of parted legs of a lady under the table.
Deleted the visuals of girl bending while washing car.
Deleted the visuals of love making of girl and boy in the song
Deleted the visual of the teacher skipping and the students watching.
Deleted the visual of the nude girl and the boy with bra.
Deleted the visuals of a girl changing clothes in the bathroom and the boy watching
Deleted the visuals of love making of payal and Rocky.
Deleted the scene between Payal and the boy about showing body.


* Shruti sharma from tezaab

Reduced by 50% the visuals of love making between Neha and Rahul and deleting specifically the bare breasts
Deleted the visuals of ptting hand and the removal of undergarment
Reduced by 50% the visuals of love making between Rahul and a girl.


* Bipasha basu from Jism

Deleted the visuals of ice-cube water being poured over the navel of Bipisha.
Deleted the visuals of Kabir kissing over the cleavage of Bipisha when sitting in the jeep.
Deleted the visuals of licking


* Malika sherawat from murder

Deleted the visuals of the moving fingers of Sunny on the cleavage of Simran.

* Priyanka chopra from andaz
Deleted th top shot of cleavage of Jiya in the song and dance sequence.



Taken from censor Board official web site:
CBFCINDIA(The site is hardly updated, goes down pretty regularly just like our government)
My problem is, that if I am old enough to smoke/drink and die for my country in a war, then I think I am old enough to decide what i should watch and what I should not.

If these bastards at the censor board dont go crazy wathcing these movies why do they assume that we would? I am no less intelligent or educated then they are, and they have no right to dictate what I should see, when they see everything.

Feel free to hurl all our abuses toward the censor board

Now we see lot of those bgrades movies with lot of skin show but here is secret how they avoid censor board
1) most of the 'smart' directors (particularly soft-porn directors) keep those 'scenes' which they feel will be cut by censor.. they release the movie (particularly in the upcountry market) with those scenes added.. u can see those scenes even in some of the theaters in the cities

2) censor board only suggests the cuts, does not physically cut any of those scenes.. with those scenes removed physically, again the production team goes and gets certified.. (and the censor board marks approved movie by either/both by - no. of feet or by standard running time..)

3) since most (reasonably good ones) directors know wot will go thru' and wot will not go thru'.. they 'avoid' shooting anything controversial..

in south, there is a separate market for uncensored movies - i.e the movies don't even go to the censor and directly released in video market.. also there are some theaters who 'specialize' only in these movied

PS:Reason for reposting is because the number of visitors of the blog has gone up and many new ones wouldn't have read it

COMMENTS :

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the censor board members watch and rerun the scenes..go home, mastu*b*te and the come the next day to delete them..what losers!!

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